It's hard to believe that some of the best, perfect comedy can come to us in 140 characters or less, but that's exactly what Twitter has given us. Despite restrictions on length, some tweets are the most hilarious jokes we've ever seen — and the best part is, some of the most unexpected comedy can come from the most unlikely of places.
Below are 20 people who came up with some of the most fire tweets imaginable, and each one of them made us laugh harder than the last. If you consider yourself a tweet-joke connoisseur, or are just looking for some hilarious stuff to retweet to all of your friends, then this is definitely the round-up for you. From puns to screenshots to all-around solid jokes, these are some of the best tweets in existence right now. The vengeful dog in #13 will definitely make you laugh out loud.
#1. She's owning up to it, she is the pilferer of the bats.
#2. The crazy things you'll do for a little bit of alone time.
#3. We already love the people in this house and we don't even know them.
#4. Just being honest so you know what you're getting.
#5. When your dog walker takes things all the way to the next level.
#6. Now holding auditions for Miss Reddit USA 2016.
#7. The funny thing is, it would probably take longer for the cheese to disintegrate than the Post-It.
#8. Forever creeping on random people I "know" from the internet.
#9. He was listening well, but he really should have read the direction sheet.
#10. Damn, this sarcasm is ice cold and not that easy to pick up on.
#11. The most accurate description of San Francisco — especially because it just wants to be like New York.
#12. Damnit, Leland. Get a job.
#13. Exacting his penile revenge because your refused to give him a treat this morning.
#14. Apparently Gordon Ramsay does not appreciate the hot dog a la paste.
#15. This is one of those things that you should just know.
#16. We're all ready for this.
#17. It's so accurate it's almost terrifying.
#18. The crazy thing is that many of these are meat-flavored, so this person was temporarily chill with meat-flavored ice cream.
#19. Yeah this just isn't the kind of question you're going to get answered.
#20. Because even athletes have to take care of their glorious locks.