#16. "If they don't give you a name, try your best."
Yeah a description of the person would work.
#17. "Can I get extra pickles please?"
Was this a hook up or mistake?
#18. "Can I get extra frosting on that cinnamon roll?"
Looks like ice cream melted all over the box.
#19. "Can I have an ice cream sandwich?"
Didn’t know this is what ice cream sandwiches looked like nowadays.
#20. "Can you please do something about that all chewing gum that people keep stepping in?"
Say no more boss, I got you.
#21. "I want sprinkles."
Be careful what you ask for. You gotta be more specific with these people.
#22. "Can you go make lemon water?"
You asked for lemon water, this is the only way I know how to make it.
#23. "Can you pick me up some tampons while you're at the store?"
You asked for tampons, so I got you tampons.
#24. "Can you please put the message I sent you onto the cake?"
Yeah let’s just the the very last and most irrelevant sentence from the entire email.
#25. "Can you put them back in place?"
You said ‘put them back in place’, not back in order.