When you ask someone to do something for you, you always have to be careful. Some people might take your directions to a literal sense.
Normally someone following directions to the T is a good thing, but just not quite in these situations. Most of the time, the people who do this are usually just wise guys who we clearly fed up with whatever it is they're doing. Other times, it may be someone who actually is that incompetent.
But it's highly doubtful for most of these situations, take a look yourself.
#1. "Can I get mayo on the top bun?"
Didn’t know you had to be clear on what side of the bun the condiment goes on.
#2. "Can you put soil in the planter?"
Done and done. Wow, that was much easier than I thought.
#3. "Can you install the door knob?"
Had a few troubles but don’t worry I worked around it.
#4. "Can you write a joke on the pizza box?"
Well played Domino’s employee, well played.
#5. "Can you label all the bottles?"
You shall receive whatever your heart desires.