We all know not to drink and drive. Not only is it common sense, it's the law. But have you ever heard of don't drink and text? Although it's not a law, it's equally as dangerous as drinking and driving.
When a person is under the influence of alcohol, they barely know what they're doing, let alone what they're typing onto a mini keyboard on their smartphone. Hell, you're lucky if the drunk person texting you is even sending you legible words and complete sentences.
With that said, drunk text messages are one of the greatest things ever (on the receiving side). They're just funny to read and sometimes if you're lucky, you might even get a heart felt confession of his or her true feelings about you.
But this isn't only a post of drunk text messages, there's also a few in there reminding the drunk person of how their night unfolded. And let me tell you, you don't want to miss out on these stories.
#1. This smoocher's a pretty smooth talker.
That is, until he made his pencil and eraser analogy.
#2. Now that's a little mean to whoever he gave the mushroom to.
Hopefully he got a laugh out of it too.
#3. Woah, I've heard of drunk texting but drunk emailing?
Taking it a little too far. Emails should stay professional.
#4. Looks like using your teeth to open beer isn't a good idea after all.
I think you should go see a dentist.
#5. When your fiance tries to be sexy through text, but miserably fails.
Didn’t know the word “poop” could bring up so many emotions.