Breakups can get messy. Sometimes if you're lucky, you'll end a relationship on good terms. Other times, unfortunately, they don't end as well. If you're not careful, the person you used to be in a loving relationship with can easily transform into a revengeful psychopath overnight.
It's especially worse if you're married to the person. Just think of all those joint bank accounts. Money will start missing before you even notice it!
How to avoid a bad breakup: don't cause one by somehow stabbing your partner in the back. That's usually what causes the psychotic behavior.
Here's a few consequences you might face if you ever do.
#1. Shame on him for being such a fool.
Good for you for showing him!
#2. Don't you know, always hide your belongings before a breakup!
Or this will happen to you.
#3. Looks like you're sh!* out of luck, Michael.
Good luck with Jessica!
#4. What do you do with your ex-wife's wedding dress?
Use it as snow camouflage!
#5. "Did you get my personal delivery today?"
“I dropped your bike rack off.”